Porn
With
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Babysitter
She’ll only let you have the bits she’s not already got exclusive rights to
And your sofa. Time to sneak downstairs
Worth it
*Your
Italian silk my arse, well her arse anyway
Cheating
Gonna need to buy the wife some really expensive shoes to get out of this one
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All present and correct
Showing Him How It's Done
This morning
It’s the least she, I mean you, could do
Well why didn’t you say?
Or pretty much any angle
It was her destiny
She’s on fire somebody has to hose her down
Wonder how long before she works out she’s minding a doll
Home wrecker, meet ass wrecker
Even wolverine never scratched this hard
She really made that bed
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